They walk among us, and many work retail !!! I was at the checkout of a K-Mart, The clerk rang up $46.64charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill, She gave me back $46.64, I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in my favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back .....same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They walk among us !!! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, " Look at that dead bird! " Someone looked up at the sky and said, " Where? "
They walk among us !!! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north, he explained he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, " Does the sun rise in the North ? " When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, " Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff "
They walk among us !!! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, " The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week . " He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time ? " Wanting to end the call quickly I said, " Uh, Pacific . "
They walk among us !!! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. " Now " she asked me, " has your plane arrived yet ? "
They walk among us !!! While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding, " Just cut it into 4 pieces, I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. "
Yep, They walk among us !!! They walk among us, and they reproduce, and worst of all ......they Vote !!!
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